saw a funny image online, gotta share it with the king.  He loves all my internet posts and he haha reacts to my funny jpegs and it makes me feel all warm inside like I've just eaten a nice hot potato.  When I'm not posting for him I just don't know what to do with myself. The bells in my hat no longer ring, the wine I drink no longer makes me merry and the jewels in my shoes refuse to sparkle but when he reacts to my funny images the world shines bright like dawn on a crisp winter morning within my soul.